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Today, I went on a trip to Cleveland. After getting lunch, my brother and I started walking back to my car. Halfway there, we were jumped, threatened with a knife, and yelled at to hand over our money. The only thing my brother could do was ask our mugger, "Uh, what gender are you?" FML


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On 03/28/2014 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was walking and saw a quarter. I bent down to pick it up. Barely a foot ahead there was another, so I crawled over to get it. This continued for about six feet when I realize a kid was laying them out in a trail. I had collected 7 fake quarters and the kid had it on video. FML


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On 03/15/2014 at 11:46pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I met my mom's new business partner for the first time. I shook his hand, and introduced myself as "Lisa's daughter". I'm a guy. FML


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On 03/12/2014 at 6:23pm - work - by CurtisWogan (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML


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On 10/04/2012 at 8:28pm - love - by imafunguy (man) - United States

Today, I asked my mom why she decided to be a parent. She replied, in all seriousness, "Everyone else was doing it." FML


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On 10/04/2010 at 8:57pm - kids - by ugh (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML


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On 07/10/2009 at 2:47pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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