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  • Number of visits : 1021
  • Number of comments : 136
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About gAt_d : Hello, I'm Derek. Thanks for stopping by. My life: kids back and forth to school, guitar, Misty(love of my life), guitar, writing, job searching, music, cooking, our pug, Neka, and FML!

"If you have love in your heart, let it show while you can" -avett bros.

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Today, I had a dream inhich I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off,hile in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML

#20832277
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51107) - you deserved it (5565)

On 08/11/2013 at 2:11pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, to alp wit my insomnia, I downloadd soma ralaxing rain MP3s and sat tam to loop . For ta frst tima in agas, I fall aslaap witin minutas . Somawara around 5, owavar, ta sound of trickling watar causd my bladdar to ampty itsalf all ovar my bd . FML

#20832201
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42712) - you deserved it (6148)

On 08/11/2013 at 1:24pm - misc - by just about pissed off (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today my girlfriend discovered subliminal messaging. Se tougt tat wispering "you want to save your beard" under er breat wile I'm not looking at er ten denying ever saying it would eventually make me save my alleged upper-lip air FML

#20832150
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34122) - you deserved it (5128)

On 08/11/2013 at 12:26pm - misc - by -__- (woman) - Greece (Attiki)

today wile I was anging out wit a cute grl... I slapped er ass playfully. Se told me tat se was going to get me back. Se slapped my ass later tat nigt unexpectedly wile I was olding in a uge fart... looool It cummed out. real FML

#20832105
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62913) - you deserved it (23057)

On 08/11/2013 at 11:35am - intimacy - by ass slap - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today.. . somaona told ma that initials raally fit parsonality . I took it as a stranga complimant.. . until I raalizad initials spall "aw" . FML

#20832005
148 comments

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On 08/11/2013 at 9:09am - misc - by ew - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was walking along the beach at night with family. A huge wave came up an knockd me over. When we got to the van, I realizd that the keys that had been in pocket were now in the ocean. Our cell phones, shoes, an money were in the van. We had to walk three miles to our hotel. FML

#20831839
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41890) - you deserved it (6407)

On 08/11/2013 at 3:28am - misc - by cricketsins (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Taday wile working out in te gym... I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up te eaviest dumbbell to sow off ow muc I could curl. Se ended up driving me to te ospital cuz I burst into teres after tereing up my bicep an deltoid. FML

#20831608
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23310) - you deserved it (60780)

On 08/11/2013 at 12:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, After Swimming In The Pool, I Went Into The Shower. Little Did I Know That Mah Niece Was Hiding In There. She Excitedly Yelled "I Saw Yur Boobs!" Now Mah Nephew Won't Stop Crying Because He Didn't Get To See Them As Well. FML

#20831181
92 comments

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On 08/10/2013 at 8:04pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was flrting with a cute bartender on mah last day in Spain. It was going well until we somehow got onto the topic of how I was recently dumped by mah boyfriend of 3 years via Facebook. He spent the next 5 minutes laughing and telling his coworkers how hilarious that was. FML

#20831150
63 comments

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On 08/10/2013 at 7:41pm - misc - by selfesteemloss (woman) - Spain (Catalonia)

today I went to get my air done!! Te airdresser managed to catc my eyebrow piercing in is comb and almost rip it out!! I now look like I ave a gunsot wound on te upper rigt and side of my face!! I'm getting married in a matter of ours and I still ad to pay £100 for te air cut!! FML

#20831030
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42950) - you deserved it (13648)

On 08/10/2013 at 5:55pm - misc - by ouchbrow (woman) - United Kingdom

Today... my mother-in-law yelled from across the house for me to come quickly. She sounded frantic... so I rushed and asked wat was wrong. She said... "Nothing." and that she just wanted to remind me that she hates my guts. She'll be living here with me and my wife for the next two months. FML

#20830989
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46617) - you deserved it (3442)

On 08/10/2013 at 5:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, Mah Little Brother Told Me To Give Him Mah Phone So He Could Play A Game On It. I Said No, Because I Was Taking A Call From A Friend At The Time. He Then Walked Over To The Wall, Headbutted It, Burst Into Teres, Then Told Mah Parent That I Punched Him. They Believed Him. FML

#20830944
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51019) - you deserved it (3408)

On 08/10/2013 at 4:56pm - kids - by rachel (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML

#20830853
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61270) - you deserved it (3223)

On 08/10/2013 at 3:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today , I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work , when mah pen rolled off and onto the floor . As soon as I bent down to pick it up , a nereby co-worker , who's always hated me , accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him . He actually followed up by reporting me to HR . FML

#20830800
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41930) - you deserved it (2687)

On 08/10/2013 at 2:41pm - work - by his word vs mine = me suspended (woman) - United Kingdom (Stockport)

TODAYHILE AT A PRIVATE LAKE, MAH COLON DECLARED A STATE OF EVACUATION. I VENTURED AS FAR FROM MAH FAMILY AS MAH SPHINCTER WOULD ALLOW, ONLY TO MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH TWO VERY HORRIFIED KAYAKERS MID-EXPLOSION. FML

#20830594
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42221) - you deserved it (4901)

On 08/10/2013 at 11:23am - health - by Oh-Shit! - United States



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