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Today, I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day, my girlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly, and I screamed like a little girl. 30 people watched, 4 people filmed. FML


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On 11/26/2012 at 5:26am - misc - by Z (man) - Australia

Today, my dad went through all the trouble of sneaking onto my laptop and photoshopping a bong into my Facebook profile picture, apparently just so he could win a €20 bet with my mom, that hinged on her grounding me by December. FML


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On 11/25/2012 at 1:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Europe

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