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g4m30v3r
  • Town/Country : Lockport, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 112
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day, my girlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly, and I screamed like a little girl. 30 people watched, 4 people filmed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9049) - you deserved it (19171)

On 11/26/2012 at 5:26am - misc - by Z (man) - Australia

Today, my dad went through all the trouble of sneaking onto my laptop and photoshopping a bong into my Facebook profile picture, apparently just so he could win a €20 bet with my mom, that hinged on her grounding me by December. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14720) - you deserved it (864)

On 11/25/2012 at 1:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Europe



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