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  • Town/Country : West Frankfort, USA
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  • Birth Date : Monday 27 January 1992 (22 years)
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Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML

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