About g0dless : Just a bored teenager residing in Australia with too much spare time on her hands. Feel free to contact me to chat, I don't bite! But pls no creeps xo
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by Rosie / 06/13/2012 at 12:07pm / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Intimacy
by girly girly / 05/26/2012 at 10:42am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I called my wife from work to check in on her because she's eight months pregnant. She didn't answer. Instead she showed up at my work hysterically crying and screaming, "You don't love me because I'm a fat whale!" She then knocked everything off my desk. FML
by Tristan Brantley / 03/11/2012 at 3:36am / United States (California) / Love
by haileypaige123 / 02/06/2012 at 10:32am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymoose / 12/25/2011 at 6:39am / Switzerland (Zurich) / Animals
Today, I was called a "whore," a "demon," a "piece of shit," and a "disrespectful bitch." All of this happened because I wouldn't let my mother-in-law borrow my car. This is a woman with multiple speeding tickets. FML
by sigh / 12/21/2011 at 7:39am / United States / Transportation
by danthecomplicate / 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by Prinpette / 09/20/2011 at 5:20pm / France / Intimacy
by James64138 / 06/15/2011 at 6:13am / United States / Intimacy
by art_major / 05/25/2011 at 10:06am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Miscellaneous
by Matt / 03/20/2011 at 1:08am / United States (Michigan) / Transportation
Today, I bought one of my favorite albums from when I was growing up. When I looked at the liner notes, I learned that my favorite song on the album wasn't about taking a bath, but about going to a brothel. My second-favorite isn't about moving, but about suicide. My childhood just shattered. FML
by nilssonfan / 11/17/2010 at 3:08am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend and I were lying in her bed. We fooled around and were about to have sex as she suddenly began to cry without any reason. She cried for 30 minutes until I finally managed to calm her down. She said there was no reason for her crying. Then she fell asleep. FML
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 7:45pm / Germany (Schleswig-Holstein) / Intimacy
Today, I was casually looking through my girlfriend's phone while she got ready, though she made me promise not to. To my confusion, I discovered that she had me listed as 'Saturday' in her contacts. There was also a Thursday, Friday and Sunday listed. I only ever see her on Saturdays. FML
by iprobablyhaveherpes / 10/20/2010 at 12:47am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…