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About fxwasalamb : im outgoing and social. i dress emo/country/hippie/normal every day me. message me! i love my dogs n life in general. i live in alaska n i wanna travel EVERYWHERE. i love cheese, n i love rock/indie/country/old 80s music. im a pretty cool chick.
im vegetarian, FREE THE ANIMALS. when i get out of high school i will be a CNA n possibly a pharmacy tech/assistant. my fav band is tokio hotel. my fav colors are black red green orange and purple. my favorite spot in fairbanks is ester dome. u can see mountains in one direction n the whole city sprawled before u in the other .
im 5"3, my eyes r the calm grey after a storm. my natural hair color is brown, altho i usually have it red. im pretty tiny n petite

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