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by LynnJ / 02/05/2010 at 9:18pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/14/2010 at 5:35pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Miscellaneous
Today, my greatgrandpa came over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, he pooped himself. My family went through the rest of the meal acting like we hadn't noticed to avoid embarassment. As it was coming to an end, my sister came home and immediately yelled, "Ew! Did someone poop?" He cried. FML
by PoorGramps / 12/09/2009 at 2:39am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by screwed / 10/30/2009 at 5:24pm / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, I was having sex with my husband. As I was undressing, he said, "Arr, I spy me some booty!" I let it go, I'm used to his embarassing pirate talk. But as he orgasmed, he screamed, "I'VE FOUND THE BURIED TREASURE!" My neighbors heard in the apartment next door and called to let me know. FML
by piratequeen / 08/07/2009 at 1:39pm / United States (Mississippi) / Intimacy
by bluehairedfreakgirl / 05/31/2009 at 11:12pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I finally went to talk to my neighbour upstairs. He is always throwing his cigarette buts on… Today, I had to work a double shift as a server with a multi-fractured foot because my boss decided… Today, as a freelancing musician, I had to pass on the best gig I've ever been offered (worth over…
- Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, I’m a French teacher abroad, and as my beard has a huge hole near my chin, my students call… Today, I’m in China for work. All my work is stored in my Google Drive, directly via the internet.…