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  • Town/Country : Ottawa, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2988
  • Number of comments : 802
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About fuzz97 : I was gone for a long time because this website is kinda trash, and I'm still gone

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Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30700) - you deserved it (6612)

On 02/05/2010 at 9:18pm - misc - by LynnJ (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37053) - you deserved it (4792)

On 01/14/2010 at 5:35pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, my greatgrandpa came over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, he pooped himself. My family went through the rest of the meal acting like we hadn't noticed to avoid embarassment. As it was coming to an end, my sister came home and immediately yelled, "Ew! Did someone poop?" He cried. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46343) - you deserved it (2912)

On 12/09/2009 at 2:39am - misc - by PoorGramps - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML


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On 10/30/2009 at 5:24pm - love - by screwed (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was having sex with my husband. As I was undressing, he said, "Arr, I spy me some booty!" I let it go, I'm used to his embarassing pirate talk. But as he orgasmed, he screamed, "I'VE FOUND THE BURIED TREASURE!" My neighbors heard in the apartment next door and called to let me know. FML


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On 08/07/2009 at 1:39pm - intimacy - by piratequeen (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl ask her dad why I had blue hair. He said, "Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid things." FML


I agree, your life sucks (42949) - you deserved it (37626)

On 05/31/2009 at 11:12pm - misc - by bluehairedfreakgirl (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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