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Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML


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On 12/12/2011 at 4:45pm - kids - by Santa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a text from someone I've been avoiding saying, "Can I come visit you today?" I replied, "No, sorry, I'm not home." They then replied "Then who is that in your living room?" FML


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On 10/05/2011 at 7:48pm - misc - by Pookaa (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML


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On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, in a desperate bid to avoid going to the doctor, my young son ran into and hid inside a cactus garden. I had to drag him out. FML


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On 09/16/2011 at 3:26pm - kids - by Chandler - United States

Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML


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On 07/25/2011 at 3:24pm - misc - by ninja_blasphemer (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML


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On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, a group of girl-scouts came to my door selling chocolate bars. I bought 2 bars and smiled as they left, thinking I'd done a good deed. When the door closed, I heard one of the girls say, "Told you, the fat bitches always wanna buy from us." FML


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On 07/19/2011 at 2:24am - kids - by hatemylife - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML


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On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

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