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Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48642) - you deserved it (32841)

On 01/20/2014 at 3:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59765) - you deserved it (7280)

On 01/06/2014 at 4:32pm - misc - by innocent - Australia

Today, like every other day for many years, I have a phobia of bananas. This evening, the phobia came to a head when I had a nightmare in which I was stabbed to death by a gang of walking bananas. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44953) - you deserved it (8370) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/03/2014 at 6:28pm - misc - by Elisa_LmR (woman) - France

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