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  • Town/Country : lost in my mind, crazy
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About funsizedbecka : My name is Rebecca. I am short but spunky. That's all you need to know!

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Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

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