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funky303
  • Town/Country : Germany
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 January 1978 (36 years)
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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

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