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by Anonymous / 07/17/2013 at 4:27pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/17/2013 at 1:38pm / United States (Ohio) / Health
by Anonymous / 07/17/2013 at 12:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by Anonymous / 07/17/2013 at 10:55am / United States / Work
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at his parents' house. I was overjoyed. His mom hugged me with tears in her eyes. His father, who never really spoke before, hugged me a few hours later when we were alone, his hands traveling to my ass and whispering, "I can change your mind." FML
by ilivehere / 07/17/2013 at 10:20am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, while visiting my grandparents, I used one of their blankets to keep warm. Later, I saw their dog getting busy with said blanket. When my grandparents saw my look of horror, they explained that he has "sexual relations" with the blanket every night. Thanks for telling me, guys. FML
by Anonymous / 07/17/2013 at 7:56am / United States / Animals
Today, I was doing stand-up comedy at open mic. The guy I like started laughing, but before I hit my punch line. Apparently, when I was speaking, I was occasionally spitting, and in the very bright light it was easy to see my spit hitting people in the face. They kept a tally. FML
by sucker and suckatash/say don't spray / 07/17/2013 at 6:06am / United States (Hawaii) / Love
Today, I finally convinced my mum to take me to a psychologist. As soon as he sat me down and asked me how I was doing, my mum burst into tears and went on a rant about how her life is terrible and she regrets everything. I was asked to sit in the waiting room. She used up my whole hour. FML
by :-( / 07/17/2013 at 1:22am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by anonymous / 07/17/2013 at 12:48am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by me:( / 07/16/2013 at 7:44pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by hannahisacooler / 07/16/2013 at 7:41pm / United States (California) / Love
by ... cheers / 07/16/2013 at 4:32pm / United Kingdom (Renfrewshire) / Love
Today, my husband and I came clean to his overbearing parents about our private wedding. It started with them accusing him of making rash decisions, and somehow descended into an argument amongst themselves that ended with his mom deciding to divorce his dad. FML
by .__. / 07/16/2013 at 4:00pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
Today, I suddenly started having excruciating pain. My husband took me to the ER, where I waited for three hours in agony to be seen. By the time a doctor got to me, the pain had mostly gone, but it was found to be a kidney stone. I was told, "Next time, don't wait so long." Really? FML
by Orchard / 07/16/2013 at 1:25pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Health
Today, my wife and I were having a fight, when she grabbed my car keys and threw them over into the neighbors overgrown junk yard. My car is a restored '59 Belvedere and the keys can't be replaced. I've been looking for hours and I still can't find them. FML
by ronnieG / 07/16/2013 at 12:06pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
- Today, completely nude, I had to collect my clothes around the boy’s apartment I have been sleeping… Today, I asked my girl friend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent… Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and…