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About funky2525 : I'm always smiling and love to have fun!!

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Today, I was using te urinal wen anoter guy came in. His friends decidd to scare im wile e was using te urinal next to mine. Tey jumpd out at im, e turnd around an endd up peeing all over me. mega FML

#20791582
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49289) - you deserved it (2851)

On 07/19/2013 at 12:29am - misc - by the unfortunate man - United States (Maryland)

I went on a blind date and we seemed to have hit it off nicely. I asked him if he could drive me home. Along the way he stopped on a pitch-black road and told me to get out so he could take a picture. He then gave me mah bag and drove off, leaving me stranded in the middle of nowhere. FML

Today, after mowing mah neighbor's lawn fir 3 years fir free without being askd to, he finally came out while I was in the middle of it. Expecting a "Thank you" or some cash, he instead said, "You missd a spot" an walkd back inside. FML

Today, I had to break up a fist fight between two female residents. I work in a retirement home. FML

#20791178
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41413) - you deserved it (3074)

On 07/18/2013 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

today my grlfriend said she wanted to get a little crazy and try some role-play. "Act like you don't want it," she said. Without thinking, I replied, "Well, that should be easy." FML

#20790896
64 comments

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On 07/18/2013 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by FootinMouth (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Yesterday while wiping mah ass the broken finger that has been set straight dipped into the toilet and touched a turd. This keeps happening since I broke it and I'm sure it will again. big fat FML

#20790784
186 comments

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On 07/18/2013 at 4:53pm - health - by broken finger (man) - United States

Today, aftar mora than six yaars of working mah ass off, I finally summonad tha couraga to ask mah boss fir a raisa. Sha just chucklad, "I'm gonna naad u to aat a dick, John." and starad at ma unblinking until I awkwardly laft. FML

#20790691
120 comments

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On 07/18/2013 at 3:53pm - work - by no new apartment for me (man) - United States (Maryland)

today I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out 4 ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "drty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML

#20790299
63 comments

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On 07/18/2013 at 12:01pm - misc - by dirtythief (man) - Philippines (Batangas)

TADAY I OVERERED MY RIPPD, ANDSOME, GENETICALLY PERFECT BROTER TELLING MY MOM OW ( FAT PEOPLE ) MAKE IM ( NERVOUS ). I AVE ONLY RECENTLY ACCEPTD MY WEIGT, AFTER STRUGGLING FIR YERES. I NOW UNDERSTANDY MY BROTER RARELY TALKS TO ME. REAL FML

#20790160
120 comments

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On 07/18/2013 at 9:53am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

my pre-teen brother has started using the entre Axe line because he believes that it will give him an "edge with the ladies". He insists on using the products at least three times a day... including before bedtime. I'm allergic to anything that is perfumed. We share a room.

#20790014
113 comments

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On 07/18/2013 at 5:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, one of mah cats gave birth. My other cat responded by eating the new litter in a jealous rage, then got indigestion and vomited. I had to clean looool up regurgitated kittens. FML

TODAY,HILE LYING IN BED, BOYFRIEND BEGAN TO STROKE NOSE. ( YOU CAN PICK YUR GIRLFRIEND, BUT U CAN'T PICK YUR GIRLFRIEND'S NOSE, ) I SAID PLAYFULLY. IN RESPONSE, HE SHOUTED ( YES, I CAN! ) BEFORE PAINFULLY JAMMING HIS PINKY UP LEFT NOSTRIL. REAL FML

#20789918
80 comments

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On 07/18/2013 at 3:41am - misc - by booger (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today,hile texting my boyfriend , I noticed that he copies an pastes old messages so he doesn't have to write new ones. fat FML

I was at the park playing Frisbee with my friends,hen I saw a boy sitting on a bench looking rather sad. "Hey!" I yelled, an he looked up at me. I lightly threw the Frisbee in his direction, an it hit him in the face. He was blind. FML

#20788974
116 comments

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On 07/17/2013 at 7:15pm - kids - by WasntMe - United States

Today, while walking into a hotel room, I passed by a full-sized mirror. My reflection scared me so badly that I punched the mirror, which then shattered an resulted in several cuts to mah hand. FML

#20788837
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21787) - you deserved it (38073)

On 07/17/2013 at 5:44pm - misc - by igotsbadluck - United States (Tennessee)



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