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by are these people even HUMAN? / 08/01/2013 at 11:18am / United States (Tennessee) / Work
Today, my grandma told everyone at our party to stay away from me, saying, "Ya might catch obesity from her and become fatass porkers too." I complained to my dad, at which point my gran faked being inebriated. My dad rolled his eyes and said, "She's DRUNK, honey. Chill out." FML
by fuckoffgran / 08/01/2013 at 10:46am / Ireland / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/01/2013 at 3:36am / United States (Arizona) / Love
by father of the year / 08/01/2013 at 2:21am / United States / Kids
by confused_girl / 08/01/2013 at 1:10am / United States (Iowa) / Intimacy
Today, while taking a walk in the forest, someone approached me and asked to borrow the knife I had clipped to my pocket. I happily obliged, assuming he just needed it as a tool. Instead, he used the knife to mug me, taking my cellphone and my wallet. I was robbed with my own knife. FML
by vmml97 / 08/01/2013 at 12:32am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was watching my 3-year-old sister play in the bathtub. She started screaming at her toys, saying "You're staying under the water until you DIE!" She then looked at me and cackled. I share a room with this demon child. FML
by ktiskool / 08/01/2013 at 12:03am / United States (Missouri) / Kids
Today, my 10-year-old son told my 5-year-old daughter that we're a ghost family, and told her to run through our glass door to see for herself. She believed it, ran straight into the door, and ended up having to be taken to hospital. FML
by Anonymous / 07/31/2013 at 7:19pm / United Kingdom (Falkirk) / Kids
Today, I went to my dad, hoping to confess something to him. He quickly said that if I'd got my girlfriend pregnant, he'd kill me. That's exactly what happened. I had to make up a lie instead about stealing $50 from his wallet once as a kid, which he then demanded I pay back in full. FML
by psychic parents, how do they work? :( / 07/31/2013 at 6:49pm / United States (Illinois) / Money
by Anonymous / 07/31/2013 at 12:49pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, one of my employees filed a complaint against me. He claims that I "pick on him" and make him do things I "wouldn't do". Apparently, making him do his job and trying to convince him to wear clean clothes that don't smell like garbage is considered a bad thing. FML
by Zatnikatel / 07/31/2013 at 10:15am / United States (Kansas) / Work
Today, I crawled into bed with my boyfriend. He was snoring loudly which is how I knew he was passed out cold. Once I was under the blanket next to him, he slowly turned over, stared me straight in the face and said, "I have to kill you". Then started snoring again. FML
by mtr1594 / 07/31/2013 at 2:47am / United States (Nevada) / Love
by RayneWolf13 / 07/31/2013 at 2:31am / United States (Arkansas) / Love
by Bnewlove / 07/31/2013 at 12:50am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by TheSacredTeddyBear / 07/30/2013 at 11:06pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, a piece of candy thrown from the top of the Eiffel Tower broke one the frames of my glasses.… Today, my economics teacher gives us a lot of photocopies, so I told her that she kills pandas by…