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Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38906) - you deserved it (15788)

On 09/28/2009 at 11:14am - misc - by jentown11 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up in my bunkbed because I thought I was experiencing my first earthquake ever. I jumped out of bed and found that it was just my roomate masturbating in the bottom bunk. It was 6am. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40090) - you deserved it (3177)

On 08/29/2009 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Ned (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I stretched really hard when I woke up, only to feel something twang. This was followed by a really sharp pain. Thinking I'd given myself a hernia, I got up to check myself in the mirror, and was repulsed by the bulge I saw hanging out of my gut. Then I realised it was just my own flab. FML

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On 08/29/2009 at 10:15am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)



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