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by Anonymous / 01/29/2014 at 4:04pm / United Kingdom (Wrexham) / Intimacy
by freed / 01/29/2014 at 12:13am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/27/2014 at 6:32pm / Puerto Rico / Love
by mac / 01/27/2014 at 9:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/25/2014 at 10:43am / United States (New York) / Love
by SirDirtyRedD / 01/24/2014 at 8:03pm / Iceland (Gullbringusysla) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. After a while, he started staring at my lady parts, and said my "vag looks like a mockingjay". He then stretched the lips apart like wings and made little "CA-CAW CA-CAW!" sounds. FML
by Goodyear / 01/19/2014 at 10:59pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/19/2014 at 4:08pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Miscellaneous
by MommyProblems / 01/19/2014 at 12:17am / United States / Kids
by cjgreer70 / 01/18/2014 at 6:09pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by sausages / 01/17/2014 at 3:56pm / Macedonia (Karpos) / Health
by coop42 / 01/15/2014 at 2:22pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/15/2014 at 10:05am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was laying down with my girlfriend, when she asked me if I'd ever been kicked in the junk. I awkwardly said no, and she replied, "Well maybe that should change." while rubbing my shoulder lovingly. I'm scared. FML
by Anonymous / 01/14/2014 at 11:15am / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Health
Today, as I was taking out the trash, I spotted my cute neighbor doing the same. In a rush to get out before he went back inside, I slipped on my iced-over porch. I passed out and woke up with a note on my chest saying, "I unlocked your door but you were too heavy to drag inside". FML
by rholt / 01/14/2014 at 1:48am / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous