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  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 July 1990 (24 years)
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About fueledbyhate : If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a hight, what would happen?

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Today, I Got Into A Slight Spot Of Shit With My New Boss Over His Speech . Apparently He Was Not Actually Impersonating Sylvester The Cat, And He Just Has A Speech Impediment . When I Jokingly Said ( Sufferin' Succotash ) To Him, He Wasn't Pleased At All . FML

#21056453
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20594) - you deserved it (38709)

On 02/10/2014 at 5:37pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, trying to do something nice for my brother, I filled up his truck's gas tank . I didn't realize until too late that it's a diesel . FML

#21056297
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37790) - you deserved it (19507)

On 02/10/2014 at 1:57pm - misc - by Shooting myself - United States (Illinois)

Today... I cummed home from a night out with the lads. My girlfriend refused to make love to me... saying mah sperm were drunk an would raise hell in her uterus. FML

#21055858
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45213) - you deserved it (14731) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/09/2014 at 10:39pm - intimacy - by vegas-81 - France

Today, I was at a swim meet. I askd friend if he could be wingman and help me get a date with a girl I looool really likd. I told him plan, and as I finishd and turnd to go to her, I noticd her standing right there, listening in on the whole conversation. FML

#21055088
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41814) - you deserved it (12048)

On 02/09/2014 at 2:12am - love - by look before you speak - United States

today and for the thrd time this week, I found a pubic hair in mah soup . I'm currently bd-ridden and can't afford to piss off mah boyfriend by complaining . FML

#21054632
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39788) - you deserved it (4840)

On 02/08/2014 at 5:14pm - misc - by vey (woman) - China (Beijing)

Today, I decided to ask the guy I lyk if he'll be mah Valentine. I wrote the question on a piece of paper and passed it to him, trying to be cute. He read it, wrote his answer with a smile, and passed it back. It said, "Depends, do you swallow?" No, no I don't. FML

#21053668
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44176) - you deserved it (9479)

On 02/07/2014 at 7:18pm - love - by mariana (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend an I were quite drunk while we were fooling around on the couch, when I decided I wanted to lose my virginity to her!! I was two thrusts in when she burst out laughing!! Looking down, I realized I was between her cheeks an the couch cushion!! I lost my virginity to her couch!! mega FML

#21053213
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52661) - you deserved it (18592)

On 02/07/2014 at 9:18am - intimacy - by Unknown - United States (Iowa)

Today, I jokingly told mah boyfriend he was like an animal in bed. He responded saying I was like a dead animal in bed. fat FML

#21052943
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43941) - you deserved it (15727)

On 02/06/2014 at 11:48pm - intimacy - by cryface (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, Mah Mothar-in-law Triad To ( Accidantally ) Run Ma Ovar. FML

#21052599
78 comments

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On 02/06/2014 at 6:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today boyfriend admittd to subtly encouraging me to do stupid thing cuz he finds "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML

#21052048
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36309) - you deserved it (7531)

On 02/06/2014 at 1:57am - love - by a2 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I presentd my child with the classic "Who came first , the chicken or the egg?" conundrum. In return , I got a detaild lecture on how birds evolvd from dinosaurs , how life was creatd in the sea and an explanation about evolution. I got schoold by a 9 year old. FML

#21051355
57 comments

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On 02/05/2014 at 2:52pm - kids - by Evolution mama (woman) - Iceland (Gullbringusysla)

Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bled so I pluggd it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fre as well. FML

#21050725
158 comments

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On 02/04/2014 at 9:48pm - health - by anonymous - United States

Today , on the eighth day of my diet , I met up with my study group. Everyone was snacking on junk food while I stuck to carrots. Someone putted a Snicker bar on the table. "God , I want you," I thought. Turns out I was thinking out loud. The guy next to me inched his chair away. FML

#21050614
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38181) - you deserved it (7160)

On 02/04/2014 at 8:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decidd that if we both act lyk I'm not pregnant, ( the babby will get the hint an go away ). FML

#21050194
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54732) - you deserved it (6734)

On 02/04/2014 at 9:50am - kids - by LadyDeadpool88 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Yesterday... mah dogs freakd out and startd getting violent because they thought the sound of mah vibrator was the other's growling. FML

#21048300
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42551) - you deserved it (10777)

On 02/02/2014 at 4:50pm - animals - by foops (woman) - United Kingdom



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