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Today, I had to give a reference for a former employee. I tried to say he was always willing to give us a hand on the job. Instead, I said he was always willing to give us hand-jobs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18221) - you deserved it (30339)

On 06/01/2011 at 8:35am - intimacy - by Username - Canada

Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML


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On 05/31/2011 at 8:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Brazil

Today, I was stood up by a blind date. After calling and texting her about being a horrible person, she called me from the hospital. She was in a car accident. FML


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On 05/31/2011 at 6:35pm - love - by bfall74 - Canada

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25851) - you deserved it (53922)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to a Bo Bice concert for her birthday. She loves him so I bought us second row seats. After we got there we ran into some friends of hers sitting way back in the lawn section, and of course she wanted to sit with them. I paid $300 to sit on the grass and watch Bo Bice. FML


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On 05/29/2009 at 9:54am - misc - by roark0806 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to sell 2,000 options contracts, but I bought them instead, resulting in a big loss. FML


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