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by jack s.b. / 11/14/2013 at 5:15pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by emirie / 11/14/2013 at 4:33pm / Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City) / Kids
by Where is the faith in Humanity / 11/07/2013 at 6:08pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/28/2013 at 6:39pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/20/2013 at 6:46pm / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Intimacy
by sirradel / 08/19/2013 at 7:15pm / United States / Love
Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML
by fuckbucket14 / 04/14/2012 at 6:56pm / Egypt (Al Bahr al Ahmar) / Miscellaneous
Today, I met a guy while out with some friends. He kept blowing up his cheeks, so I did it back to him and asked him why he did it. He pulled out a card from his wallet and pointed at it. It was a card saying he may have speech or facial difficulties because he had a stroke when he was 12. FML
by Holls / 04/12/2012 at 9:47am / United Kingdom (Bristol, City of) / Miscellaneous
by crazydaughter / 04/12/2012 at 8:51am / Egypt / Kids
Today, I had to admit that my jealousy issues were becoming a problem when I almost told my boyfriend not to apply at the local McDonald's, because of the high school girls that would see him there. FML
by Jealousbitch / 04/12/2012 at 5:27am / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, I was at the grocery store, waiting in line to pay. A man jumped me from behind, and my first reflex was to brutally elbow him in the face. I soon discovered my attacker was one of the patients at the disability house at which I work, and he was trying to hug me. FML
by rescuetheduck / 04/10/2012 at 3:26pm / Finland (Eastern Finland) / Work
by darkestbarbie / 04/05/2012 at 3:01pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/24/2012 at 9:41pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
by retyi43 / 03/24/2012 at 1:41am / United States (Louisiana) / Health
by mrricecakes / 03/23/2012 at 1:55am / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
- Today, it was my first day at my new job. At the interview before, the interviewer mixed up my age… Today, well, last night, I woke up feeling as though I was about to puke. I rushed over to my trash… Today, my dad brought in fresh strawberries he picked from his garden in our backyard. They tasted…