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by pancakelicious / 10/04/2013 at 7:16am / New Zealand / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/28/2013 at 12:59am / United States / Miscellaneous
by igotsbadluck / 07/17/2013 at 5:44pm / United States (Tennessee) / Transportation
by VictoriaLeavitt / 06/24/2013 at 8:35pm / United States (Nevada) / Kids
by Minou / 03/16/2013 at 1:41am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was cleaning out my son's room, I came across his diary. Opening it out of curiosity, I found ramblings about how blacks, Jews, and other "inferior breeds" should be forcibly sterilized "for the common good." FML
by Ugh / 11/04/2012 at 9:08pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I was pretty upset, so one of my guy friends offered to comfort me and get some ice cream. Apparently his definition of "comforting" is to feel my tits and try to get me to give him head. FML
by m / 08/21/2012 at 9:59pm / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
Today, as part of my medical anatomy course, I had to give a presentation about an STD and the effects it has on women. The class was comprised almost entirely of girls. I become extremely anxious and accidentally stated "Vaginas are smelly" as my opening statement. FML
by Anonymous / 05/17/2012 at 4:14pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by Nice / 05/01/2012 at 9:58am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML
by woohoo420 / 04/04/2012 at 12:14pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by jasonnn / 03/30/2012 at 1:00am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by tool / 04/09/2009 at 2:03am / United States (Nevada) / Work
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