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Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom, only to find my dad sitting on the toilet, blind drunk. He screamed "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" at me. I just wanted to shave. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41154) - you deserved it (3607)

On 11/05/2013 at 4:01pm - misc - by :/ (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I summoned the courage to talk to my friends about the money they owe me for my photography services at their wedding. We had agreed on a fair price, but now they're pissed, claiming that I'm being selfish and should consider it my wedding gift to them. FML


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On 09/26/2013 at 5:31pm - money - by cheese (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I noticed that my new colleague never laughs. Instead she says, "LOL". I have to work with her every day. FML


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On 09/17/2013 at 4:26am - work - by Jienaf (man) - Malta

Today, I found out my extremely anti-war relatives hate me because they think I served in the Army, after hearing I was "a vet". I'm a veterinarian. FML


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On 09/10/2013 at 7:30pm - work - by the next james herriot (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, as if to prove that there is no end to the unspeakable stupidity of the human race, a patient was brought into my hospital, needing a cellphone removed from his anus. FML


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On 09/08/2013 at 12:38pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland (Bern)

Today, it's my birthday. My family put a bouquet of balloons outside my room for me to find when I woke up. I walked out of my room, saw the balloons, screamed, and fell down the stairs. FML


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On 04/13/2013 at 5:21am - misc - by really? - United States

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