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by rapunzel3416 / 08/30/2013 at 5:23am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by scammed / 08/29/2013 at 2:48pm / United States (Arizona) / Health
by tallguy / 08/29/2013 at 9:40am / Australia (South Australia) / Miscellaneous
by Alice / 08/28/2013 at 6:33am / United States (Oregon) / Kids
Today, I asked my boss for a raise, explaining that another shop offered me a job at a higher rate, but I would stay if he would offer me the same. Instead, he fired me then called the other shop and said I was fired for failing a drug test. FML
by nowork / 08/27/2013 at 11:21pm / United States (New York) / Work
by Anonymous / 08/26/2013 at 4:17pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, my mother bitched me out for filing divorce papers against my abusive husband. According to her, it's a "slap in God's face". She's the one who's divorced two husbands so far because they weren't getting job promotions fast enough to support her hoarding habit. FML
by Anonymous / 08/24/2013 at 4:37pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, like every day for the past 6 months, I got a call from the same telemarketers. I've been ignoring the calls, so now they've started leaving me voicemails. I can't get rid of the annoying voicemail icon on my phone without making a call, so I have to pay to listen to their offers. FML
by Sinkhole / 08/24/2013 at 11:27am / Guatemala (Guatemala) / Money
by HannahBretts / 08/24/2013 at 1:28am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I attended my first day of school 4 days after reconstructive surgery. But no worries: I'm sure my alien-like appearance and 2 hours of Darth Vader style breathing in an otherwise silent test room will make me lots of friends. FML
by carobee / 08/24/2013 at 12:25am / United States (Washington) / Health
by Anonymous / 08/23/2013 at 10:29am / United States / Love
Today, I learned that when a heavily-pregnant friend asks about my progress with the baby socks I promised to knit, it's rather unwise to tell her, "Not to worry, we're set even if it comes out with a few feet too many." She's still crying. FML
by Demotivation / 08/23/2013 at 10:12am / Germany / Miscellaneous
by NotInterested / 08/23/2013 at 2:23am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while training a new employee, I had to run after a naked guy chasing a hooker at the hotel I work at. I made him go back to his room, while she offered me a good time for 300 bucks. The trainee left and hasn't come back yet. FML
by Awkward / 08/22/2013 at 7:50pm / United States / Work
by violated ._. / 08/22/2013 at 6:45pm / United States / Animals
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…