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frenchygirl95
  • Town/Country : Montmorency, France
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 August 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 549
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About frenchygirl95 : Hey!

I'm Charlotte, and i'm 17. I live in France, in Paris! I love reading FML to learn some new English words. I of course don't understand everything, but i progress every day :)

I'd like to speak with American people to improve my English and meet some new people!

Don't hesitate to send me a message, i will answer with pleasure. I see that American guys are so nice :D

See you ;)

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Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19603) - you deserved it (4281)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:41pm - money - by me (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my parents. Afterwards, I took him to my room so we could have some "bonding" time. Right as things got pretty intense, I heard my dad yell, "Stop faking, honey." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9875) - you deserved it (27312)

On 05/18/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by iris (woman) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69245) - you deserved it (179709)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)



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