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About foxwasalamb : 9/2/15

ive been to jamaica n want to travel to more countries. i have a husky named toast, a lhasa also named little bit, a ball python named ariadne, n a holland lop name truffles. i live in alaska. i have 10 tats n 27 piercings. flower child with a rock n roll soul. recently heartbroken. i like LOTR and anime. i dont comment on this site anymore like i used to because getting into arguments over the internet is just stupid. any advice on travelling, especially the uk, and any hints on where specfically i should go is appreciated.

legalize marijuana!
i work as a cna. i love kids and animals most. im anorexic. isfj.

thanks for the fucks. not sure what they mean tho

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