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About foxwasalamb : 5/15/15
was in an abusive relationship for 3 years. prob why im so adamant on people learning the signs of abuse an how to have a healthy relationship. am passionate about animals and nature. half centaur. vegan
im pansexual, i love my boyfriend, and i have two wonderful boys💘
my dog toast, my dog little bit, and my ball python ariadne, and my holland lop bunny truffles💋
pierced(25) and inked(10)
i dont wanna see your abs or tits. thanks
10/10 for legalizing equal marriage. lets vote pot next.
i have traveled to jamaica and plan on going to more countries toon.
professional air guitarist, and according to this site, were all professionals when giving advice. ill add it to my resumè.
i have a snapchat, you probably dont need it as i doubt well ever talk, but on the occasion we become close/youre persistent, i suppose ill give it out.

i prob looked at ur profile bc ur attractive. sue me

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