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Today, my son forgot to log out of MSN. He had written, "When am I getting out of this place?" and his username was "mother fucker". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30371) - you deserved it (7178)

On 11/13/2008 at 1:51am - kids - by syle - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32041) - you deserved it (5620)

On 11/09/2008 at 6:26am - kids - by lamponau - Sent from mobile version



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