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  • Number of visits : 365
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About foreveralonek : okay I made this account when I was single.

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Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML


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Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 mins, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said "So do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray everynight that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML


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