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fordneagles
  • Town/Country : Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 518
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About fordneagles : If you're here, then you're seriously bored.

I like sewing, white chocolate, and my two cats.

I hate people who can't fucking use 'your/you're', 'there/their/they're', and 'to/too/two' correctly. Get it right or don't even bother commenting.

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Today, I was using a public toilet when someone entered the stall next to mine. Instead of using the facilities, the person in there reached under the stall to steal my bag. Fortunately, I was holding the strap so they couldn't take it. Unfortunately, they decided to take my right shoe instead. FML



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