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Today, I realized I was getting a bit chubbier than usual. I decided to go for a little jog to stay in shape. Little did I know, my neighbors that just moved in brought along with them, a fully grown German Shepherd. Not tamed. My "jog" quickly turned into a "sprint for my life". FML

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On 05/09/2012 at 11:34pm - misc - by I Don't Exorcise - United States (Oklahoma)



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