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by salmone / 05/15/2014 at 9:03pm / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/12/2014 at 1:38am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML
by Anonymous / 12/22/2013 at 10:36am / United States / Kids
Today, my cousin started sending sarcastic love messages to me. I replied, with even cheesier lines. Then she rang me saying she was so glad I felt the same way. Turns out she wasn't being sarcastic. FML
by wth? / 12/13/2013 at 10:10am / United Kingdom (Rotherham) / Love
by Awkward / 12/04/2013 at 5:29pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML
by smooth / 11/21/2013 at 11:10am / United States / Miscellaneous
by I don't know, son / 11/15/2013 at 8:53pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by haqL / 11/15/2013 at 5:51pm / Mexico (Queretaro de Arteaga) / Miscellaneous
by emirie / 11/14/2013 at 4:33pm / Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City) / Kids
by thank god you'll only live once / 11/08/2013 at 3:12pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by spiritbeast33 / 09/11/2013 at 2:17am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, we went boating with friends. For some reason the bottom of our tube deflated, causing me to be bounced roughly up and down on the water. As a result, I had the most intense orgasm of my entire life, while sitting 2 inches away from my dad's friend. He definitely noticed. FML
by SplishSplash / 08/31/2013 at 9:21pm / United States / Intimacy
by violated ._. / 08/22/2013 at 6:45pm / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 08/08/2013 at 7:10am / Latvia (Jelgavas) / Health
by Anonymous / 08/04/2013 at 1:29am / United States (Ohio) / Kids
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…
- Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little… Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now… Today, I found out that my resume contained the word "masturbation" in the skills section, courtesy…