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  • Birth Date : Monday 21 August 1989 (26 years)
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Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my family. The night consisted of my sisters hiding in a tent and chasing us around in it, my parents singing songs from 'The Lion King' opera-style and throwing cheese at him. Pretty sure he's freaked out. FML


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Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML


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