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fml0505

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 May 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2009
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About fml0505 : I'm just an ordinary towel, in a lot of ways. I was a colorful, soft, and gentle soul. Full of purpose, and eager to help. Always there to wrap around your shoulders and make everything seem alright. I waited and waited for these moments, and you'd always come back. I didn't mind waiting, if it was for you. I never felt like I was alone.

Until the day you stopped coming.

Left out to dry, I drifted into the darkness and slowly withered away. My minds eye had nowhere to look but inward, and there it stayed. Never blinking, never faltering; always peering down on me, demanding that I look back, demanding that I see who I really am.

I was always alone... I'm just a towel.

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I agree, your life sucks (34688) - you deserved it (2838)

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Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML

#20063395
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20597) - you deserved it (2429)

On 09/08/2012 at 4:32pm - health - by balletteacher - United States

Today, a customer punched me in the face for repeating their order back to them because they thought I was making fun of their speech impediment. I have the same speech impediment. FML

#19982373
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38195) - you deserved it (2127)

On 07/24/2012 at 9:37pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I confided to my dad that my girlfriend had dumped me for another guy. He said "good" and explained that given how overpopulated the planet is, he's actually disappointed that I'm not gay. His advice was: "just wank it off and move on". FML

#19377820
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25827) - you deserved it (2876)

On 03/30/2012 at 6:21pm - love - by sad (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, I felt manly. I spent almost the entire day peeling paint, power sanding, and applying Spackle for my grandma. Strutting with masculinity, I headed for the shower, only to let out a womanly yelp at a spider hanging at eye level around a corner. Manliness gone. FML

#19372815
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13020) - you deserved it (22444)

On 03/29/2012 at 9:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I joined a new choir. My director asked me if my best friend was actually my girlfriend. Taken aback, I said no, I was not a lesbian. He then asked me to clarify my gender. FML

#19196656
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32313) - you deserved it (4634)

On 03/01/2012 at 4:43pm - misc - by Rachel - United States

Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML

#19008495
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31328) - you deserved it (2501)

On 02/06/2012 at 5:38am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

#18964784
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46627) - you deserved it (4057)

On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML

#18877531
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33370) - you deserved it (7649)

On 01/22/2012 at 3:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I noticed we had gotten new colored toothpicks at the restaurant I work at. That was the highlight of my day. Apparently my life has gotten so boring I get excited over colored toothpicks. FML

#18458451
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23996) - you deserved it (4434)

On 12/08/2011 at 2:30am - work - by dulllife - United States (Texas)

Today, we had a sprint race in gym class which I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML

#18285625
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38369) - you deserved it (8666)

On 11/18/2011 at 11:54pm - misc - by dan - Reserved

Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML

#18032391
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38661) - you deserved it (3216)

On 10/20/2011 at 5:18pm - love - by cmd102 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML

#17817623
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29842) - you deserved it (2816)

On 09/24/2011 at 12:40am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I started my shift as a cop, patrolling the streets on a bicycle. Everywhere I went, gangs of youths yelled stuff out at me, like "Bike twat", "Pig on wheels", "That's a girl's bike you muppet" and "Go on wanker, do a wheelie." FML

#17607153
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31558) - you deserved it (8333)

On 08/28/2011 at 6:37pm - work - by Andrew - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML

#17471195
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33891) - you deserved it (3855)

On 08/14/2011 at 3:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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