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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 July 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1466
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About flupsht : Work is what I do.

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flupsht's favorite FMLs

Today, after my coworker bought coffee for me for the fifth time, I thanked him and asked him why. Apparently it's the only way to get me to shut up in the morning so he can get work done. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10980) - you deserved it (33161)

On 03/07/2013 at 8:44am - work - by coffee - United States

Today, I saw my car being broken into on the street below my apartment. Too scared to stop them myself, I called the police. Before I could even tell them what was going on, they put me on hold. It was a good 5 minutes before I realized they'd hung up on me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28322) - you deserved it (3503)

On 02/27/2013 at 7:42pm - misc - by forgotten - United States (Arizona)

Today, while driving extremely fast on a road in the middle of nowhere, I started to go down a hill. Noticing a police car at the bottom, I slammed my brakes and blew a tire in the process. It turns out the police car was an old cutout used to trick people. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10835) - you deserved it (52554)

On 02/24/2013 at 10:41pm - misc - by Fox - United States

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