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Today, I fed my 4ft python a live rat for the first time. He now has a new friend he won't let me near. FML

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML


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On 07/17/2015 at 7:04pm - misc - by AK-47 (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML


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On 05/30/2015 at 3:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, it's been exactly 2 years since I graduated college. I make less money in my full-time job now than I did working part-time in college. FML


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On 05/26/2015 at 12:50pm - money - by Real Life Sucks - United States

Today, I finally heard a woman tell me "I've never seen one so big before!" Too bad it was my dentist talking about one of my cavities. FML


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On 04/13/2015 at 11:40am - health - by gottaflossmoreoften (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML


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On 04/08/2015 at 5:17pm - misc - by Notre_Dame_714 - United States

Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML


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On 03/21/2015 at 11:14am - health - by pikachu_43 - United States (California)

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs cost when my German Shepherd ate one. FML


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On 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm - animals - by brokeforever (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML


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On 03/03/2015 at 9:35pm - misc - by notdrivinganytimesoon (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I fell out of a window while trying to close it so no one would fall out. FML


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On 03/02/2015 at 8:26am - misc - by meeeee! - United States (Delaware)

Today, I had a talk with my daughter about how I hope her first boyfriend is a special one because 'spending the night' with a boy is a big deal. She replied with a giggle, "Mom, I lost my virginity in a parking lot three years ago!" FML


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On 02/24/2015 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by Like mother like daughter (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML

Today, I went to an ATM intending to withdraw $150. I approached the machine, inserted my card, typed in my pin and followed the prompts. When my card came out, I removed it, put it in my pocket and drove off. FML

Today, I was at a family gathering with my boyfriend. Jokingly, my grandmother swatted my butt to get me to move. Out of habit, I moaned quite loudly. FML


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On 02/19/2015 at 12:45am - intimacy - by heymacie (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML


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On 02/16/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by cactii - United States

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