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About flufee2 : FOLLOW MY INSTAAA - MUSTAFAELJ_
Defensive End in Football #14
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Today, I had a talk with my daughter about how I hope her first boyfriend is a special one because 'spending the night' with a boy is a big deal. She replied with a giggle, "Mom, I lost my virginity in a parking lot three years ago!" FML
Today, I went to an ATM intending to withdraw $150. I approached the machine, inserted my card, typed in my pin and followed the prompts. When my card came out, I removed it, put it in my pocket and drove off. FML
Friday 26 June 2015