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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 January 1998 (17 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

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flufee2's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a talk with my daughter about how I hope her first boyfriend is a special one because 'spending the night' with a boy is a big deal. She replied with a giggle, "Mom, I lost my virginity in a parking lot three years ago!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (28808) - you deserved it (6088)

On 02/24/2015 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by Like mother like daughter (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML

Today, I went to an ATM intending to withdraw $150. I approached the machine, inserted my card, typed in my pin and followed the prompts. When my card came out, I removed it, put it in my pocket and drove off. FML

Today, I was at a family gathering with my boyfriend. Jokingly, my grandmother swatted my butt to get me to move. Out of habit, I moaned quite loudly. FML


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On 02/19/2015 at 12:45am - intimacy - by heymacie (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML


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On 02/16/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by cactii - United States

Today, while on the job I accidentally locked my keys and all of my equipment in the car. I work for the AAA. FML


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On 02/04/2015 at 11:02am - work - by AAA guy - United States

Today, my boss informed me I couldn't go on my "vacation" because he's leaving for one of his employees' weddings. That just so happens to be my wedding, for which I'm taking the vacation. FML

Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML


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On 01/26/2015 at 10:48am - misc - by Anonomous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I confronted my wife because I thought the many hours a day she spends at a local coffee shop were so she could smoke. Turns out she's cheating on me. FML


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On 01/14/2015 at 4:48pm - love - by SouthPaw (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML


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On 01/07/2015 at 10:13pm - misc - by awkwardpineapples - United States (Michigan)

Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML


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On 01/04/2015 at 11:58am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, I went on a road trip with my boyfriend and his best friend. What I thought was going to be a great, fun time ended up with me alone in a car with two large men who wouldn't stop farting for 14 hours. FML


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On 01/01/2015 at 3:52am - misc - by sandwhiched - United States (California)

Today, I went out to a bar with some of my friends. They're all in committed relationships, but every single one of them got hit on. I'm single, and yet again, nobody even said hi to me. FML


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On 12/18/2014 at 10:34am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, I sat on the bus for 3 hours stuck in traffic trying to ignore the old lady sitting next to me discreetly masturbating. FML

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