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by TCRII / 07/23/2014 at 7:52pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
by Badatlife / 06/23/2014 at 12:19pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
Today, an American lady here in Ireland asked me if I was a Leprechaun. Thinking she was joking, and me being quite "vertically challenged," I decided to just say yes. She then grabbed me and made me endure photographs, cuddles and pats on the head from all her fellow tourists. FML
by SpilledWater93 / 03/09/2014 at 11:07pm / Ireland (Wicklow) / Miscellaneous
by never thought I'd say that / 08/22/2013 at 3:05pm / Norway (Rogaland) / Transportation
by Anon / 04/22/2013 at 3:19am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
by musicalrose_21 / 01/20/2013 at 7:27am / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/14/2013 at 3:24am / United States (Montana) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/13/2012 at 6:34am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money
by Anonymous / 11/01/2012 at 7:17am / United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull, City of) / Miscellaneous
by yikes / 04/21/2012 at 4:36am / United States / Animals
by Major3 / 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by anon. / 01/17/2012 at 6:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by stupiddrunk / 02/28/2011 at 8:10pm / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by wowhoopla / 01/10/2010 at 8:10pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I was babysitting a new child. I guess she heard me tell her parents about my severe peanut allergy because she got a jar out of the pantry, spread it all over the stairs leading to where her fort was, and walked around with a baseball bat covered in it so I couldn't come near her. FML
by PeanutlyDisabled / 01/08/2010 at 2:23am / France / Kids
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, I went to a grad school fair. Tuition costs more than I make in a year. I'm thirty. I think… Today, I was trying to avoid one of our dogs while driving down the drive. Instead I crashed into a… Today, I went over to my crush's house for the first time. Everything was going great until his dog…