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by TCRII / 07/23/2014 at 7:52pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
by Badatlife / 06/23/2014 at 12:19pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
Today, an American lady here in Ireland asked me if I was a Leprechaun. Thinking she was joking, and me being quite "vertically challenged," I decided to just say yes. She then grabbed me and made me endure photographs, cuddles and pats on the head from all her fellow tourists. FML
by SpilledWater93 / 03/09/2014 at 11:07pm / Ireland (Wicklow) / Miscellaneous
by never thought I'd say that / 08/22/2013 at 3:05pm / Norway (Rogaland) / Transportation
by Anon / 04/22/2013 at 3:19am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
by musicalrose_21 / 01/20/2013 at 7:27am / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/14/2013 at 3:24am / United States (Montana) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/13/2012 at 6:34am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money
by Anonymous / 11/01/2012 at 7:17am / United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull, City of) / Miscellaneous
by yikes / 04/21/2012 at 4:36am / United States / Animals
by Major3 / 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by anon. / 01/17/2012 at 6:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by stupiddrunk / 02/28/2011 at 8:10pm / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by wowhoopla / 01/10/2010 at 8:10pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I was babysitting a new child. I guess she heard me tell her parents about my severe peanut allergy because she got a jar out of the pantry, spread it all over the stairs leading to where her fort was, and walked around with a baseball bat covered in it so I couldn't come near her. FML
by PeanutlyDisabled / 01/08/2010 at 2:23am / France / Kids
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…