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  • Number of visits : 232
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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fliz's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to explain what "cashback" was to a customer. She called me a liar and wanted to talk to a manager because she felt I made up the concept. I'm the manager. She wouldn't believe me and waited in the store for an hour. Apparently this is what a Masters degree gets me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49086) - you deserved it (4334)

On 07/01/2014 at 12:26am - work - by where do they come from - United States (Washington)

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46555) - you deserved it (21131)

On 06/09/2014 at 3:36pm - health - by blanknameisblank (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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