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flirtyfaery
  • Town/Country : Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 February 1978 (36 years)
  • Number of visits : 521
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was working at a daycare. There was a 6-year-old boy pretending to be my doctor, holding a little, plastic thermometer. He then, without warning, quickly shoved it deep into my ear. The last thing I heard was his giggle. I think I'm deaf. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35523) - you deserved it (3207)

On 04/04/2013 at 7:55pm - kids - by icanthearyou (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my wife was about to take a shower, when she called me into the bathroom. She stripped me off and pulled me in with her. As I started to get into it, she sighed, "Thank god. You really needed a shower." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8030) - you deserved it (24926)

On 12/31/2011 at 12:40pm - intimacy - by mark - United States

Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opened the water bottle I keep on my nightstand. I managed to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML

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143 comments

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On 11/07/2011 at 3:49pm - misc - by Olorin (man) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

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On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)



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