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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 March 1990 (25 years)
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About flickyourbic1223 : I am a new mommy. I love my daughter more than anyone. 21 years old, recently engaged to a man I have been with for two years. Since I'm currently unemplayed I might spend too much time on this website. I wish that the maturity level of the Fml's (especially the ones that don't make it past the mods) would get a little better. Your life isnt effed just because your girlfriend of two weeks broke up with you for your best friend. Live a little and get some perspective. Your 15, your life will go on.

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Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML


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On 03/25/2011 at 8:07pm - health - by dazzla08 -

Today, my mum accused me of doing heroin because some teaspoons had gone missing. FML


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On 03/21/2011 at 6:57am - health - by anti-drugs - United Kingdom

Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML


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On 02/25/2011 at 12:12am - intimacy - by greenchan (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML


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On 11/18/2010 at 6:12pm - misc - by Amanda Ross - United States (Maryland)

Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 years got engaged to a woman I can't stand. I work as a waiter at a catering company, they hired the company and requested me as a server for their engagement party. FML


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On 07/04/2010 at 6:03am - love - by Waiter - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML


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On 08/17/2009 at 4:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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