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fleckney26

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fleckney26

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 August 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 181
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About fleckney26 : Just another member of the Royal Air Force Air Training Corps. Yes I'm British

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fleckney26's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML

#19942597
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39914) - you deserved it (1855)

On 07/15/2012 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was driving my twin daughters to school, when I accidentally honked my horn. I told them it was an accident. One of my kids said she already knew, because I didn't yell "asshole" afterwards. FML

#17458191
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9185) - you deserved it (35799)

On 08/13/2011 at 6:31am - kids - by Kathryn - Belgium

Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML

#12978436
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8494) - you deserved it (38358)

On 09/09/2010 at 4:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping, she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny, causing a lot of people to stare in our direction. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML

#12975254
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34640) - you deserved it (3943)

On 09/09/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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