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TODAY MY BOYFRIEND DUMPED ME ALL BECAUSE E'S SCARED OF MY MOTER. FML

#18715469
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28655) - you deserved it (5101)

On 01/05/2012 at 11:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling good about it until I saw the interviewer. It was a guy I had sex with and never calld again. He rememberd me too. FML

TODAY, I WAS DIAGNOSED WITH A CLOGGED MILK GLAND. I AM NOT, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, PREGNANT AND THEREFORE HAVE ALSO NEVER BREASTFED. THIS CONDITION IS CAUSED BY MAH BOYFRIEND'S OVER-ACTIVE URGE TO SUCK ON MAH NIPPLES. I'M IN HORRIBLE PAIN, AND HE WON'T STOP LAUGHING. FML

#18698902
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34149) - you deserved it (5790)

On 01/03/2012 at 6:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, ma grandmoter introducd me to er friends as er 16-year-old granddaugter "wo as never been kissd." FML

#18692493
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25255) - you deserved it (2754)

On 01/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by cheese123 (woman) - United States

Today, I grabbed some lotion to have a good old wank. However, I'd got it a bit wrong in mah rush to spurt mah man-mush into an old gym sock, and had picked up some concentrated bronzer. I now have neon-orange hands and genitals. FML

#18556841
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8939) - you deserved it (44890)

On 12/19/2011 at 9:29pm - intimacy - by Colton (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I saw my boyfriend of a year kissing anoter girl. Wen I walked up to confront im about it, e tried to convince te oter girl e didn't know wo I was. FML

#17989698
139 comments

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On 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML

#17919622
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39021) - you deserved it (10040)

On 10/06/2011 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody cummed into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt . He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer putted his head under the stall to look at me . FML

#17839732
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38336) - you deserved it (3156)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:52pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody cummed into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt . He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer putted his head under the stall to look at me . FML

#17839732
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38336) - you deserved it (3156)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:52pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We r bot women and se is married. Work sould be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20604) - you deserved it (44605)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I spilled hot coffee all over this man at work!! I tried apologizing an saying it was an accident, but he then complained, which resulted in me being unemployed!! The man I spilled coffee on was my uncle!! FML

#17834355
85 comments

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On 09/25/2011 at 9:57pm - work - by Chan - United States (Virginia)

Today, I spilled hot coffee all over this man at work!! I tried apologizing an saying it was an accident, but he then complained, which resulted in me being unemployed!! The man I spilled coffee on was my uncle!! FML

#17834355
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30922) - you deserved it (2748)

On 09/25/2011 at 9:57pm - work - by Chan - United States (Virginia)

Today , my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we r in a relationship on Facebook!! mega FML

#17834282
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30671) - you deserved it (5308)

On 09/25/2011 at 9:52pm - love - by lexyloo - United States (Florida)

Taday I found out that mah ex-girlfriend , the girl I completely love , is now dating mah father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

#17823429
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52991) - you deserved it (2671)

On 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)



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