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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 September 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 59
  • Number of comments : 11
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Today, my girlfriend "got even" with me after an argument by telling people that I've been beating her. Three guys later came over to my place and beat the crap out of me. Her reaction: "I didn't think they'd take it so serious!" FML

Today, at work, I had to explain to my co-manager at work what a period was, after he refused to let an employee go change her tampon. Afterwards, he panicked, saying he thought women made that up so they didn't have to have sex, before trying to send her to the hospital and fainting. We're 24. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55880) - you deserved it (2830)

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