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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 May 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 295
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About fistingeggplant : Can't catch a break.

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fistingeggplant's favorite FMLs

Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML

by stop thief / 06/26/2014 at 11:11am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

by goodbye / 03/08/2009 at 8:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love