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Today , I left the hospital after having knee surgery. While trying to fine my balance on my crutches , I was holding onto the roof of the car. My mum slammed the car door shut , not noticing my hand. I can barely even bend my fingers to hold onto my crutches. mega FML

#20105201
78 comments

Today I was walking to school with mah earphones in when someone tappd me on the shoulder. I was shockd an whirld around to hit him in the crotch. I soon realizd he was just trying to return the commuter pass I'd droppd at the station. FML

#20073029
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6125) - you deserved it (29512)

On 09/15/2012 at 2:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, mah tire blew while I was on the freeway. I had to change the tire in pouring rain while wearing short shorts an flip-flops. No one stoppd to help, but several people politely honkd as if to remind me of mah misfortune. mega FML

#20062636
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19167) - you deserved it (3050)

On 09/08/2012 at 12:47am - misc - by wonder woman (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I discovered why the milk in mah house looool has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from there cereal back into the carton. FML

#20045388
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28721) - you deserved it (1746)

On 08/27/2012 at 10:57pm - misc - by spekledworf - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up to a glorious sunrise. I stood up, took a moment to soak up some sunlight, and then spent the next hour too scared to go make my morning coffee, after my mother loudly moaned, "Ah yeah, give it to me, Woody!" from down the hall. FML

#19721854
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28248) - you deserved it (2239)

On 06/02/2012 at 4:31pm - intimacy - by huh (woman) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, I found out wat it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites an claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML

#19309925
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24149) - you deserved it (1738)

On 03/19/2012 at 9:03pm - animals - by CA19oo - United States (Georgia)

Today, I gave mah husband an expensive watch. The frst words out of his mouth were, "You didn't use our joint bank account for this, right?" He then askd if I still had the reciept. FML

#19309374
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22240) - you deserved it (4956)

On 03/19/2012 at 7:50pm - money - by moneycatious (woman) - United States (Washington)

TODAY, I WENT TO SEE A DINOSAUR EXHIBITION WITH MY MUM. WE WALKED AROUND AND SAW A HUGE DINOSAUR, MADE OF PLASTIC AND RUBBER. SHE WAS VERY DISAPPOINTED, SAYING THAT SHE THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE REAL LIVE DINOSAURS 4 US TO SEE. FML

#19309330
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26519) - you deserved it (2271)

On 03/19/2012 at 7:43pm - animals - by bibi (woman) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today , I Started Crying In Class Because Of A Sad Part In Te Book I Was Reading. I Got Pulled Out Into Te Allway An My Male Teacer Asked , "Is It Your Special Time?" FML

#19189371
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31767) - you deserved it (7834)

On 02/29/2012 at 3:21pm - misc - by Crying - United States (Michigan)

Today, I want to a danca with tha boy I lika. To my dalight, ha triad to pick ma up. To my dismay, ha couldn't. FML

#19157745
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26694) - you deserved it (6403)

On 02/25/2012 at 12:04am - love - by michellemoyah (woman) - United States (Colorado)

TODAY, MY NINE YEAR OLD STEPSON OVERHEARD ME TELLING MY HUSBAND THAT I WAS ALMOST OUT OF MY FAVORITE SHAMPOO, AND SINCE IT WAS DISCONTINUED, I COULDN'T BUY ANY MORE. HE GOT IN THE SHOWER AND HAPPILY EMPTIED THE BOTTLES DOWN THE DRAIN. FML

#18960486
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27746) - you deserved it (4913)

On 01/31/2012 at 12:31pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband bleached his hair so, ( our future kids will have blond hair too. ) I'm already married to this guy. fat FML

#18904697
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35100) - you deserved it (7145)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:23am - misc - by dragonmirado (woman) - China

Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, ( You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on yur left cheek. ) FML

#18854508
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40320) - you deserved it (4039) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/19/2012 at 4:59pm - misc - by elite -

Today, my mom and siblings got into a fight . Being generally quiet and non-confrontational, I stayed out of it . Shortly thereafter, I was yelled at by my mother fir being "ungrateful" and "disrespectful." I still don't knowhat I did wrong . FML

#18781319
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24498) - you deserved it (2162)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:00am - kids - by tiredoffamilydinners (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today Mah Wifa Is Totally Convincd That Sha Was Abductd By Alians Last Night, All Bacausa Sha Fall Out Of Bd. FML

#18464914
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22263) - you deserved it (2241)

On 12/08/2011 at 11:15pm - misc - by ET (man) - United States (New Hampshire)



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