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Today, I Found Out That My Six Year Old Cousin Has A Raging Crush On My Boyfriend. She Lives Acros The Street And Watche From Her Window 4 His Car To Appear In Front Of My House. She's Indicated That She'll Stop At Nothing Until He's Hers. FML
Today, I was out drinking with some friends in a Safeway parking lot,hen I saw a familiar-looking vehicle pull up beside us. It was my dad,ho angrily got out and demanded that I come home. I'm twenty-four, and now the laughingstock of my social crcle. FML
Today , I was at a gas station when the cash register made a sound effect similar to one from Sonic the Hedgehog , and I pointed this out. The cashier then saw fit to go on a rant about how I need to stop focusing on video games , and get a life and a grlfriend. FML
Today... grlfriend tried to convince me that she never takes dumps. I told her that as long as she eats... it's a biological impossibility... but she seems to have genuinely deluded herself into thinking it's true... purely cuz she is a grl. FML
Friday 27 March 2015