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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 764
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About firefighterbee : I'm a city of Calgary firefighter.

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44093) - you deserved it (7176)

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