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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About firefighterbee : I'm a city of Calgary firefighter.

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Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML


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