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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 July 1985 (30 years)
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  • Number of visits : 654
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About filip00 : skateboarding professor :D

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Today, our electric horse fence broke. I turned it off so I could fix it. As I was grabbing the fence, my brother thought it would be hilarious to turn the fence back on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31314) - you deserved it (3259)

On 09/17/2011 at 7:42pm - animals - by ouch (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, the creepy girl in my history class told me that she once spent a whole period doing nothing but counting the freckles on the right side of my face, and that I have more than she's ever seen before on anyone else combined. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32332) - you deserved it (3218)

On 09/10/2011 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I pretended to drunk text some friends. When in all reality I was sitting home all alone. I don't know what's worse: that I pretended that I was social and drunk, or that the friend I said I was with was actually with them. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10481) - you deserved it (50322)

On 09/10/2011 at 1:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was masturbating while chewing gum. Halfway into the session, the gum flew down my throat, causing me to violently choke. My mom had to rush in and help me while I still had my pants around my ankles. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17021) - you deserved it (52878)

On 09/09/2011 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by omfgnooo (man) - United States (New York)

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38266) - you deserved it (6583) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/09/2011 at 7:18pm - love - by Angie - France

Today, my son was eating a plum. I was busy in the kitchen, and he came running in saying "Mummy my plum is wet", I told him it was fine and bit a bit off to prove it. He looked at me and said "No Mummy! Can you wash it please, I dropped it in my potty". I feel ill. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34450) - you deserved it (9502)

On 08/28/2011 at 5:25pm - kids - by cjay2200 - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

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