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filip00

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 July 1985 (30 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 755
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About filip00 : skateboarding professor :D

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Visits<b>CPahl2</b> - the 03/18/2016 at 1:07am<b>LoganGillease</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 7:16am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 8:34am<b>coolequal</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 8:17am<b>fmlphoenix</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 1:49pm<b>914smv</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 2:01am<b>asdadfhowrh</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 9:06pm<b>arsh_fz</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 10:06am<b>teacupofsunshine</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 11:48pm<b>lexred</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 8:18pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 5:11pm<b>RitRit</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 4:31pm<b>andrmac</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 3:21pm<b>boostedc</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 2:38pm<b>DrHales</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 2:53am<b>Xandriajoy10</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 1:29am<b>wondercat40</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 10:15pm<b>1gullible_bugger</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 9:01pm

Fucked!<b>andrmac</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 9:21pm<b>zoebonang</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 6:54pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 1:18pm<b>rayraydayday</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 7:12am

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filip00's favorite FMLs

Today, our electric horse fence broke. I turned it off so I could fix it. As I was grabbing the fence, my brother thought it would be hilarious to turn the fence back on. FML

by ouch / 09/17/2011 at 7:42pm / United States (New York) / Animals

Today, the creepy girl in my history class told me that she once spent a whole period doing nothing but counting the freckles on the right side of my face, and that I have more than she's ever seen before on anyone else combined. FML

by Anonymous / 09/10/2011 at 4:21pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I pretended to drunk text some friends. When in all reality I was sitting home all alone. I don't know what's worse: that I pretended that I was social and drunk, or that the friend I said I was with was actually with them. FML

by Anonymous / 09/10/2011 at 1:05am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was masturbating while chewing gum. Halfway into the session, the gum flew down my throat, causing me to violently choke. My mom had to rush in and help me while I still had my pants around my ankles. FML

by omfgnooo / 09/09/2011 at 7:22pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML

by Angie / 09/09/2011 at 7:18pm / France / Love

Today, my son was eating a plum. I was busy in the kitchen, and he came running in saying "Mummy my plum is wet", I told him it was fine and bit a bit off to prove it. He looked at me and said "No Mummy! Can you wash it please, I dropped it in my potty". I feel ill. FML

by cjay2200 / 08/28/2011 at 5:25pm / United Kingdom (Lincolnshire) / Kids