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  • Birth Date : Monday 31 May 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 192
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake , so I smiled an said I hope whoever it was fir has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust , told me to mind mah own business , then called me a "chucklefuck bitch". Okay then. FML

#21345551
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28483) - you deserved it (2234)

On 01/28/2015 at 10:01am - work - by retailshell (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today... I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first... until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me 4 distracting him. FML

#21306254
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35952) - you deserved it (5977)

On 11/26/2014 at 2:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today.. . mah co-worker threw a rubber mallet at mah face.. . an I broke mah finger in the process of saving mah face . She then told me to "take it up with HR.. . bitch" . She's the HR manager . FML

#21302927
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32765) - you deserved it (2552)

On 11/20/2014 at 7:29pm - work - by spreadburger - United States (Florida)

Today , I was on a date , and I went to putted mah arm around her , trying to be romantic , but mah coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder , I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML

#21302056
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29620) - you deserved it (7154)

On 11/19/2014 at 12:03pm - love - by oops (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today in college we were asked at what age girls tend to become physically attractive . Wrongly thinking the answer was in relation to puberty I said "Umm.. . 11 or 12?" Now everyone thinks I'm some kind of pedophile . FML

#21259479
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38645) - you deserved it (8724)

On 09/16/2014 at 2:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Taday my brother told my 3 year old son that cool kids call there parents by there real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML

#21247749
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40583) - you deserved it (3831)

On 08/29/2014 at 8:35am - kids - by Amithatevil - Japan (Kanagawa)

TODAY, A GUY IN MAH CLASS WAS TALKING ABOUT HIMSELF. HE STARTED HIS STORY WITH, "WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I WAS A GINGER." I REPLIED WITHOUT THINKING, "IS THAT WHY U GOT PUT UP 4 ADOPTION?" HIM BEING ADOPTED WAS THE ACTUAL STORY HE WANTED TO TELL. REAL FML

#21246134
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20161) - you deserved it (96)

On 08/26/2014 at 11:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today... I asked 10-year-old son wat e wants to been e grows up. He smiled broadly and said "A porn star!" FML

#21237548
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38343) - you deserved it (6022)

On 08/14/2014 at 4:44pm - kids - by cahsecuel (woman) - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today , I babysat a 6-year-old boy 4 the first time. When I said it was his bedtime , he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked , all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned , I had to make up an excuse 4 y he was still awake and watching TV , to save mah pride. fat FML

#21234068
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35048) - you deserved it (9116)

On 08/10/2014 at 2:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Somerset)

Today, my wife was putting her finger in my bellybutton and making overly sexual noises!! I thought this was all fun and games until I realized she was actually into this!! FML

#21209385
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51620) - you deserved it (6429)

On 07/14/2014 at 11:25pm - intimacy - by thedoc (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , mah cousin asked me wat it's like to be so fat. I chastised him and said that was a rude thing to ask. He apologized , then asked me wat it's like to be such a pussy. He didn't stop until he , a 10 year old kid , had reduced me , a 26 year old woman , to tears. FML

#21190580
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41846) - you deserved it (7485)

On 06/27/2014 at 5:57pm - kids - by keelah (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today , mah son looool got a beating. Apparently , he went to a club , waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo , then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Thier boyfriends , not too surprisingly , didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML

#21190541
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43093) - you deserved it (6145)

On 06/27/2014 at 5:15pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , as I stopped at a traffic ligt , I noticed te man in te car next to me break out in laugter. I pulled over later on to see tat someone ad drawn a large penis on te side of my van. I ten spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone ad redrawn it. FML

#6098895
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34902) - you deserved it (3102)

On 11/01/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by WasteOfTime (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I Gave A Campus Tour To A Group Of High School Seniors. As I Was Showing Off The Dorms, One Student Asks, "Are These Beds Sturdy Enough For Threesomes?" Before I Could Respond, Another Kid Shouts, "How Would He Know, I Bet The Only Action He Gets In Bd Is From His Left Hand." She's Correct. FML

#553783
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101179) - you deserved it (10808)

On 03/23/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 month saying that I was in the mood, an that I was in bed, an naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML

#405303
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (137906) - you deserved it (37031)

On 03/17/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by princess (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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