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Today, I was singing the National Anthem at a school game and totally forgot the words. So I kept singing the same two lines over and over. FML


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Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML


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