About fieldhockeygal97 :
18. College student. Future owl owner.
That's pretty much it. 💁🏾☺️😁
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Today, my drill sergeant was yelling at me and asking me questions. I got a question wrong, and he asked me if I am a "Shit Sandwich". I replied "Yes sir, with extra cheese." I'm running miles till the day I die. FML
by BarhydtBran / 08/17/2015 at 9:55pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML
by brbkillingmyself / 08/08/2015 at 6:52pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, when I noticed a large piece of broccoli wedged between her teeth. I have no idea how she didn't feel it, but I couldn't stop fixating on it and started going soft. I had to cry out, fake an orgasm, then toss the condom really quickly to spare her feelings. FML
by horsefuck / 08/07/2015 at 8:51am / Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend tried to claim it was my fault that he cheated on me, all because I "deprived" him of sex for two weeks last month when I went on a family vacation. If his mental gymnastics were physical, I swear he'd be able to suck his own cock. FML
by Anonymous / 08/05/2015 at 1:35pm / United States (New York) / Love
by lauren_crewd / 11/23/2013 at 6:56pm / United States (Alabama) / Health
Today, while driving home, I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw that my three-year-old daughter had managed to get out of her seat and had crawled to the back window. I pulled over and strapped her in again. Five minutes later she was back at the window. FML
by houdinette / 11/22/2013 at 6:14pm / Sweden (Ostergotlands Lan) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/22/2013 at 3:51pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeons at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeons moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML
by B_and_W / 11/21/2013 at 6:35am / France / Kids
by BadLuck / 10/27/2013 at 10:30am / United States (Wisconsin) / Health
by jdawn99 / 10/22/2013 at 10:24am / United States (Kansas) / Kids
by Teiu88 / 10/20/2013 at 10:34am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Anonymous / 10/18/2013 at 10:29am / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/17/2013 at 9:43am / United States (Michigan) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/16/2013 at 1:37pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by IDon't / 10/13/2013 at 6:49am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…