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fieldhockeygal97
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 September 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 698
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About fieldhockeygal97 : I love field hockey and FML!








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Today, my parents grounded me for being "addicted" to drugs because I've been taking pain meds every four hours. I had my wisdom teeth taken out yesterday, and my face is badly swollen. FML

Today, while driving home, I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw that my three-year-old daughter had managed to get out of her seat and had crawled to the back window. I pulled over and strapped her in again. Five minutes later she was back at the window. FML

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On 11/22/2013 at 6:14pm - kids - by houdinette (woman) - Sweden (Ostergotlands Lan)

Today, my father took revenge on me for bankrupting him in a game of Monopoly. His revenge consisted of having a truckload of sand dumped in my driveway while I was at work. FML

#20966996
94 comments

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On 11/22/2013 at 3:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to the doctor to see why my walking pneumonia wasn't getting any better. It had. I've just somehow managed to also contract mono... while sitting home, alone. FML

#20935493
63 comments

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On 10/27/2013 at 10:30am - health - by BadLuck (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, as a science teacher, I did a science experiment in front of a class. One of my students asked me if it was "photoshopped." He was being serious. FML

#20930096
102 comments

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On 10/22/2013 at 10:24am - kids - by jdawn99 - United States (Kansas)

Today, I realized how bad my OCD is when I accidentally got a paper cut and I was annoyed by the fact that the cut wasn't in a straight line. FML

#20927328
110 comments

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On 10/20/2013 at 10:34am - health - by Teiu88 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, we had a safety meeting at my warehouse job. They had an entire power point based around their message, "Stop getting hurt; it costs the company too much money." FML

#20925040
104 comments

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On 10/18/2013 at 10:29am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

#20923824
71 comments

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On 10/17/2013 at 9:43am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out my handwriting is so bad that people think I write in Arabic. FML

#20922701
127 comments

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On 10/16/2013 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my fiancée told me she can't marry me. Our wedding day is tomorrow and around 20 of our 180 guests attending have travelled half way around the world just for the occasion. FML

#20918616
136 comments

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On 10/13/2013 at 6:49am - love - by IDon't - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I figured out my 1-year-old daughter likes to dip her hand in our dogs' water bowl, and rub the water on her face. So I put the water bowl out of reach. She then figured out how to open the bathroom door and use the toilet instead. FML

#20918462
104 comments

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On 10/13/2013 at 1:51am - misc - by Water Daughter - United States

Today, my boyfriend's dad said he'd given my boyfriend £100 to take me out for a meal last night and he hoped I'd enjoyed it. Last night my boyfriend and I went to pizza hut, shared a pizza and split the bill. Turns out my boyfriend had simply pocketed the money without telling anyone. FML

#20903132
113 comments

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On 10/01/2013 at 8:32am - love - by hmmm (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML

#20903065
95 comments

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On 10/01/2013 at 6:18am - misc - by :/ -

Today, I was told there was a bench warrant out for my arrest because a notice to appear for jury duty was sent to my old address and I never responded. I haven't lived at my old address for 2 years. FML

#20903036
79 comments

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On 10/01/2013 at 4:34am - misc - by novapine (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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