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  • Birth Date : Monday 31 October 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5139
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 108 posted

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Today, I realized if you leave a can of soda in parked car during a heatwave it will explode all over everything. My car is like a human glue trap. FML

#11895000
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20804) - you deserved it (25990)

On 07/15/2010 at 5:31am - misc - by bigmikenyc - United States

Today, I was on webcam for the first time with a guy I've been texting for a while. Trying to show off my guitar skills, I lean down to pick it up and fell on my face. FML

#11894871
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13452) - you deserved it (26250)

On 07/15/2010 at 5:17am - misc - by ditsy (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML

#11852475
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33560) - you deserved it (6757)

On 07/13/2010 at 2:28pm - work - by babygirllxo - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my hot co-worker had to use my computer, so he called me while I was at lunch for my login password. It was his name. FML

#11515790
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22210) - you deserved it (46701)

On 06/28/2010 at 9:28am - work - by ladyhavery - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML

#11492155
104 comments

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On 06/27/2010 at 6:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I found out that my younger sister had maxed out all three of my credit cards when I tried all three of the cards, and realized that I didn't have $5.29 to buy tampons and Advil. FML

#11387354
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36703) - you deserved it (5001)

On 06/22/2010 at 7:44pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at work as a musician, sitting on a piano bench. Suddenly I found myself at eye-level with the piano, dumped on the floor by the broken bench, with my legs splayed out. I felt like I picked the wrong day to wear a skirt to work - but the audience members all disagreed. FML

#11326623
94 comments

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On 06/20/2010 at 3:21am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, while tuning my bass guitar, I noticed a very strange screeching sound. I leaned over to look behind the neck. The biggest string snapped off and cut the side of my face. FML

#11295929
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34239) - you deserved it (4422)

On 06/18/2010 at 7:09pm - misc - by jooshuarr - Spain (Comunidad Valenciana)

Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless, I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead, the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. FML

#11148383
112 comments

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On 06/12/2010 at 2:55pm - kids - by kingwalrus - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I was playing my guitar and singing on the street corner. I did earn money, when some guy threw a quarter out of his car window for me. It hit me in the face. I now have a circle shaped bruise under my eye. FML

#11063786
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24927) - you deserved it (5598)

On 06/08/2010 at 7:58pm - misc - by CircleBruise (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I bought an apartment over what I have just learned to be an Irish folk music store. FML

#11008836
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14573) - you deserved it (32161)

On 06/06/2010 at 12:00pm - love - by CrazzY88s - Ireland (Cork)

Today, a customer came into the music shop I work in to look at guitars. After calling the customer "Dude," and "Man," numerous times, they stalked off suddenly. When I asked if everything was okay, they responded with, "I'm female, you asshole!" FML

#10044709
118 comments

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On 04/21/2010 at 4:29pm - work - by Z88 - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, after a fire alarm went off, everyone was going back into the building. I had never gone up the stairs before because I live on the 9th floor. As everybody was going back inside, I followed some guys right into their suite on the 1st floor, thinking it was the way to the stairs. FML

#9148913
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8735) - you deserved it (25080)

On 03/17/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by rawrrrr (woman) - United States (New York)



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