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fenixtorador1
  • Town/Country : Manassas, United States
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  • Birth Date : Friday 29 April 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 405
  • Number of comments : 132
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, the subject of penis size came up while my boyfriend and I were chatting. He asked if he was big, and I replied that whatever size he was, he was enough to satisfy me. Apparently, that was the wrong answer, and he spent the rest of the night sulking because I didn't say he was enormous. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21244) - you deserved it (11235)

On 03/21/2012 at 12:25pm - intimacy - by tellingthetruth (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I woke up to the faint memory of being drunk enough to draw dicks on my own face in permanent marker. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4947) - you deserved it (27259)

On 03/20/2012 at 4:16am - misc - by argh (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8245) - you deserved it (53519)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by seanjohn268 (man) - Canada



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